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Joke of the Day

"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."

"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"

"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."

"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"

"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."

"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"