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Joke of the Day

"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"

"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, Whack! Damn! And a skydiver go Damn! Whack!"

"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."

"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."

"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."

"Every time you say you're humble, I want to buy you a dictionary."