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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."
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"In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it."
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"""longest word"" What is the longest word in the English language? . SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?"
"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."
"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."
"I went to high five Robin Williams he left me hanging"
"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"