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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."

"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""