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Joke of the Day

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"

"TIL Doctors have successfully grafted eye lids on a patient using foreskin. The surgery went well, but now she's a little cock eyed."

"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."

"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"

"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."

"Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know do you serve crabs? We serve anyone sir! Come on in!"

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."