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Joke of the Day
"Every time you say you're humble, I want to buy you a dictionary."
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"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."
"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"
"Donald trump wins presidency"
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
"They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet."
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
"""Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."""
"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"
"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."