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Joke of the Day

"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."

"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"

"Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph."

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer Natural Light"

"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."

"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"

"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."

"I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty."