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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself a tolerable person, and I can care less if you are gay/straight;black/white; or conservative or liberal. The one thing I cannot tolerate, is ALL YOUR FUKN GAME REQUESTS!!!!!"

"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"Being rich seems convenient."

"I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars.. Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set."

"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."

"Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman? He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!"

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."