202098
Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."
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"""This is not working out."" -My trainer, watching me work out"
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"I respected people a lot more before Spotify told me what they were listening to."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."
"Dyslexic, but I have a cunning stunt."
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
"What do you call a Mexican who lost a car? Carlos"
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"