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Joke of the Day
"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."
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"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."
"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."
"Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now."
"""Yes, I remember you saying"" - Translation: Please stop saying that"
"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."