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Joke of the Day

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"POLISH JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIMPLE ON A POLISH GUYS ASS? A: A BRAIN TUMOR"

"As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment"

"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"

"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"

"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."