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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"I hate Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic."

"[hears a dog in the distance barking in the middle of the night] Yeah I'd love to be friends."

"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"

"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."