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Joke of the Day
"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."
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"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."
"just mowed the backyard [idiot mocking voice] ""but deg what will u do this weekend?"" hell, the way it grows i'll be able to mow sunday idiot"
"Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you."
"The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times"
"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
"How cute! Someone wrote ""will you go to prom with me?"" on my car. But they spelled it ""I'm gonna kill you scumbag!"". Ah, young love."
"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."
"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"