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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission."
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"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""
"What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? A stable economy"
"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"
"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."
"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."
"The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass"
"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""