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Joke of the Day
"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."
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"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."
"""She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing."" - eulogy for a cat"
"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."
"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """
"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"
"My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her."
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now."