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Joke of the Day

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"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"

"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."

"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella"

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."