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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""

"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"

"Why did the spanish man's boat sink? Ola"

"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."

"""Um, thanks?"" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting"

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."