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Joke of the Day
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
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"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."
"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"
"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""
"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"
"How come you never see a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in a different box!"
"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."
"People have came up with a digital wallet... But last time I checked I didn't get charged for using a credit card"
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."