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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""

"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."

"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"Three men walk into a bar... One said ouch."

"I like my women like I like my wine... ... 18 years old and locked in the basement."

"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."