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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the epileptic who won the dance contest? He only got up to get a drink."
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"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."
"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."
"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"
"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."
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"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."
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