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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

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"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."

"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."

"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."