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Joke of the Day
"What's big, black, and hard? A Basson."
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"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""
"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."
"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"
"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."
"Marital problems ""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."
"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."
"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"
"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"