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Joke of the Day

"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"

"A man, his wife and a son find a genie and get 3 wishes. Son: a hamster! Dad: fuck hamster! Mom: don't fuck the hamster!"

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"