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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
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"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"
"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."
"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."
"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."
"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."
"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."