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Joke of the Day
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."
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"The most valuable lesson I learned from Hey Arnold is that it's okay to punch mouth breathers in the face."
"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"[math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet? ""By crawling to the counter?"" GET OUT"
"My wife was raped by a mime He preformed unspeakable acts on her"
"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"
"People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper ""I'd never do that to you"""
"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""
"If I went back in time I'd tell myself... ""Don't wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!"""