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Joke of the Day

"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."

"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."

"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Want to depress yourself? Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"Boss: Where'd you go?? Me: I got all the way up front and realized I forgot my pen. Boss: Okay? Me: So I went to lunch."

"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."