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Joke of the Day
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"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."
"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"
"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"
"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."