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Joke of the Day
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"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"
"If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven."
"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."
"Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her."
"Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service."
"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."
"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"
"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."