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Joke of the Day
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."
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"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."
"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"
"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."
"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."
"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."
"I was raised as an only child. Which really pissed my brothers off."
"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"