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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
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"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"
"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"
"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""
"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"
"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."