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Joke of the Day
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
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"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"
"Let's hope God grades on a curve or I'm so screwed."
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
"Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must've had a great time proving us they had a great time."
"How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem? He worked out with a pencil."
"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"
"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"
"How does a sailor suit? With a bowtie!"
"""1. Roll around in bed for a few hours. 2. Get kind of dressed. 3. DON'T EAT!"" - to do list for American Apparel models"