39618
Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."
Next Joke
"What do you call a hatred for large plants? Bigotree"
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"How many terrorist does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hold a knife to its throat and threaten to execute it if it doesn't change itself"
"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
"""It's a dog-eat-dog world."" - Hannibal Labradoodle"
"Dad: Why are your eyes red, son? Son: I smoke weed, dad. Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot."
"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."