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Joke of the Day
"Joke my friends told me. So I asked this Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve"
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"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
"Hans Zimmer was inspired by one composer in particular when writing the Inception soundtrack... Brahms"
"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."
"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."