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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."

"Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!"

"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."

"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""

"THREE LAWS OF SCIENCE: 1. IF IT SMELLS BAD IT'S CHEMISTRY 2. IF ITS MUSHY IT'S BIOLOGY 3.IF IT DOESNT WORK ITS PHYSICS"

"Finding a good date is like looking for a parking spot... all the good ones are taking and the rest are handicapped."