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Joke of the Day

"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"

"""I'd like to prescribe you a topical ointment for that skin condition,"" my doctor said. ""Woah, woah, woah, doc,"" I replied. ""Let's not make any rash decisions."""

"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."

"Can a match box? No, but a tin can!"

"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."

"I've tried all week long and still haven't been able to teach this baby how to Dougie. Does anyone know the return policy in these things?"

"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."