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Joke of the Day

"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."

"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."

"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."

"How are ninjas and soft core porn alike? You never see them coming."

"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."

"Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen."

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"

"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."