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Joke of the Day
"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."
Next Joke
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."
"To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."
"Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? ""You gotta keep 'em desiccated"""
"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."
"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"
"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo"