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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue when he drank his coffee? ....Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."

"My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink... But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!"

"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."

"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."

"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""