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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."

"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."

"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !"

"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"The police arrested a prostitute in my neighborhood. She was so startled. I guess you could say she was caught with her pants down"

"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""

"""Why are the good ones always taken?"" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray"