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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
Next Joke
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."
"If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid."
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
"Whats a cannibals favorite game? Swallow the leader."
"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."
"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."