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Joke of the Day

"Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen."

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call."

"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."

"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."

"What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you. [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]"

"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."