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Joke of the Day

"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."

"Almost yelled ""F.U."" at another driver, but the kid was in the car. So I yelled, ""I'm dedicated to customer service."" Just like airlines do."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."

"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"

"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."

"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It is not hard."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"