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Joke of the Day
"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."
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"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"
"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"
"Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way."
"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."
"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."