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Joke of the Day

"Almost yelled ""F.U."" at another driver, but the kid was in the car. So I yelled, ""I'm dedicated to customer service."" Just like airlines do."

"Suicide is like marriage... Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!"

"Where does sans live? Sans francisco"

"The guy at the urinal next to me must really like my wrist watch."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"

"How do you help a woman going through menopause You hit menoplay"

"The internet is the devil sitting on the right shoulder of a man who suffers from insomnia, whispering in his ear ""you will never sleep""."