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Joke of the Day
"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."
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"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"
"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover"
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."