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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It is not hard."
Next Joke
"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."
"How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds? Marry her."
"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"
"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays."
"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."
"If I was a waiter & asked if the customer was done eating & they said no, I would say 'fat fuck'. Then draw a hippopotamus on their check."