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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."

"I can get most of Reddit to hate me in one sentence I'm watching Sword Art Online (my favorite anime) on my iPhone while reading a Minions fanfic on my Wii U and eating bananas dipped in ketchup"

"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."

"A simple ""Fuck you"" can save hours of conversation."

"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""

"Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."

"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."