186874
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
Next Joke
"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"
"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."
"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"
"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."
"Smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."
"What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."