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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip."
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"Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers? Bonos."
"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"
"Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan."
"Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."
"Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten"
"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"
"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."