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Joke of the Day

"windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol"

"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."

"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."

"How many months have 28 days? All of them"

"There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran."

"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."

"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"