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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."
Next Joke
"""zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real"" - me, walking my dog at night"
"Almost touched an old person tonight. Luckily I jerked my arm away before they could drain me of my youth and vigor."
"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."
"What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk."
"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."
"My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars."
"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."
"""You're free now"" I say to my stomach as I unbutton my pants."