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Joke of the Day
"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
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"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"
"I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone."
"When I text ""K."", I worry my amigos will think I'm asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible."
"In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out."
"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."
"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."
"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"
"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."