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Joke of the Day
"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
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"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... GODZILLA Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure."
"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."