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Joke of the Day

"No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace."

"*Dentist's waiting room* *Trying to make conversation with other patient* So... I guess you have teeth, too?"

"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."

"Clones are people two."

"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."

"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."

"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."

"I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh... If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean"